Robert Brandel

Suggested by Pierre Alleur

Added: Feb 28, 2019  

Newfane, Niagara County, New York. Gambler who ran out of luck also ran out of balls and thus switched to pussified methods of victimhood so as to avoid paying up. "Whatchu Gonna Do when they come for you"!

February 27, 2019. Troopers found fictim Robert Brandel tied up in the back seat of his truck in a supermarket parking lot, with hands and ankles duct-taped, and a noose on his neck looped around the headrest of the drivers seat.

He unleashed his movie-like tale that two men he picked up in his truck two days earlier took $16,000 in cash at gun point. The money he said he had won from the Super Bowl pool. He claimed that the men, who also participated in the pool, made him drive around western New York against his will for two days and then tied him up and ditched him in the parking lot. But the fictim's story fell apart as soon as it started to sink in.

What actually happened?

Having hoped to score big on game, Robert Brandel made up names in the squares of his pool. But when none of his numbers clicked, he was stuck unable to pay the $50,000 he had promised. So, as our pussified society has it, victimhood is the way out.

February 28, 2019. 60 year-old Robert Brandel was charged with felony fraud and falsely reporting an incident, a misdemeanor. He will be arraigned in the Town of Newfane Court in March.
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