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John Carlson

Suggested by Pierre Alleur

Added: Mar 18, 2019  

Memphis, Shelby County, Tennessee, USA. Stranded sissified man turns to feeding the racial stereotype with false robbery victimhood, Just to get a ride home.

March 18, 2019. A racist hoaxer by names John Carlson called 911 and reported that while he walked down the street, a red Dodge Charger suddenly pulled up next to him, out came two armed black men who roughed him up and injured his neck during the scuffle. John also claimed the gunmen made away with his $200 bucks.

However, during investigation John Carlson's story began to change so rapidly that police were able to tell he fabricated the entire robbery.

Police say the plausible occurrence they eventually extracted from the fictim is that a female acquaintance kicked him out of her car during an altercation. He was desperate for a ride home and so he called the cops to accuse black people. Make your best guess that the falsehood was to trigger a quicker response. No excuses

March 18, 2019. Instead of a ride home, police gave John Carlson a ride to detention on felony charges of filing a false police report. No word on bail or bond. Watch this space.


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